You sneak away to a quiet corner in the house, eager to indulge in that delicious chocolaty goodness. A few seconds to yourself you take to make sure no one is near you, your chocolate, and the location you choose to do the crime. Coast is clear, no one is near your radar so you go for it and unwrap the wrapper as carefully as you can…..an BAM!!! At that exact moment the devil herself, disguised as my sister comes down for whatever reason it may be. Sometimes its as if she has a radar for these types of things, they always just “suddenly” happen. Its either that or she has people working for her, but either way I can never figure out how she does it. The hard part of it all is that she always finds out. I mean who wouldn’t right….after all the shuffling around I do just trying to hide the evidence looks very suspicious…and yes i did share the chocolate with her. She ended up with the bigger piece (surprise surprise).

Moral of the story: if you do not have enough to share, or let me rephrase that. If you do not plan on sharing, just don't bring it into the house

yours truly

Imaan49

Maybe my resume just sucks, but whatever it may be I've been secretly wishing that out of the thousands of unemployed torontonians I wouldnt be one of them. I got only about a week before school placement officially ends to know If I am part of that statistic. In the meantime I've been trying new tactics that may help me get a job. Fixing my resume isnt one of them because honestly speaking, resume's are just a bunch of lies, no one in there right mind would read a stack of resumes, everything is out of luck. My approach (at times) is trying to woo my employers, show them what it is I have to offer, I think I'm insanely funny (i really do) and maybe I get my jobs through my personality....or I'm just pretty good at sucking up. Its do or die, jobs people never glanced towards are now suddenly full. I used to be really picky at jobs but I'm giving it two more weeks, if I'm still unsuccessful with my search its off to tim hortons....I trust my coffee shops to never go out of business on me.


imaan49

I've always was an enemy of change we don't get along, and up until now we still dont see eye to eye. Alot of the times change secretly creeps up on me when I least suspect it, i'm never ready for it even after knowing his evil schemes. I feel like everything was "so yesterday", and it was just yesterday when so and so used to come by every week, and just yesterday when i would babysit my baby cousin...I wish he were still a baby.... and just yesterday i was in saudi planning for my brothers wedding. I'm wishing it were yesterday, because yesterday and the yesterdays before i actually remember the good times, less worries and stress and NO MONEY ISSUES!!. This is a message for change, if your behind me, please let me know so this time I can mentally prepare myself for whats to come.



imaan49

Rumor has it that a niqaabi serial killer is on the loose, or was she just robbing houses? Well the point is she's armed an dangerous.... and where did I hear this story from...the toronto star?...nope....ummm CNN you say....nope....THE SOMALI COMMUNITY DUHHH!!!. Where else will you hear such bizzare stories that has probably been exaggerated each time the rumor was spread. I've been told not to open doors for niqaabis, ESPECIALLY when they ask to come in to make wudhoo. LOOOOOOOOOOL, isnt that just the most ridonculous thing you've ever heard. A random niqaabi is stranded infront of housing complexes, busy fixing her niqab maybe, an well what do you know, its prayer time, she knocks on your door asking to make wudhoo....an lets just say the result is very fatal.

so watch out my fellow torontonians

imaan49

I don't mean to be a prick an complain like half of anime fans, but i am so disappointed. I wouldve wrote about this sooner but my laziness got the best of me. So here's the deal, i dont get why they cast a white male in dragon ball evolution. I understand that goku was from another planet an that he may have never been japanese to begin with, but he cant be white either. Goku is supposed to be the worlds greatest saiyyan, but according to the movie his fighting skills are wack, heck the asian females fight better than he does. Goku wasnt known only for his kamayha mayha, he was known for his fighting skills as well. AND his hair is supposed to be spiky and black, and as a saiyyan its supposed to be blonde. I see asian super saiyyans on the bus that wouldve been sooo much better to play in that movie than that white guy. ARRGHHH, i know for sure that if they had a japanese cast they wouldve still made it to hollywood so their excuse about "marketing" is just a bunch of b.s to me. Well anyways i put a whole cast of asian actors together but this is the goku that i always had in mind
Takeshi Kaneshiro-house of flying daggers.



irritated imaan49

All my life I guess i've been trying to define words like weird, strange an odd, an through the years its safe to say i grew more confused about the definitions. We live in a world where we just want to fit in an feel wanted but their comes a point in life where you go through that "whatever" phase. Its that phase where youre completely careless about everything. well not everything but i mean the only time when you want to do something is if its gonna give you an adrenaline rush. Things like chilling an going to the movies have no specific value, you just do it for the sake of doing it, but if it were your choice you'd rather be at home doing absolutely nothing. A homebody is what you call it, unfortunately thats what i am,maybe to a much more xtreme definition. I love being a homebody, its one of life's natural highs. Staying at home is not the only thing but the carelessness has to do with many things. Like shopping for example, in theory i should love shopping an clothes an shoes, i mean its cool i'd love to own a bunch of things, maybe im just being apathetic. I hate walking around in malls, and if it were upto me i'd go to the nearest store, buy whatever looks remotely similar to what i planned on getting an leave. Shows that most girls watch like the infamous "hills" or any other reality show out there, are shows that i just dislike. Now is that weird, does it make me less of a girl that i'd much rather buy food with my money than a purse. Is it weird that i don't know how to put on eyeliner, would that be considered as "a disgrace to females of the world". Is it really that bad being a homebody instead of taking advantage of my youth an doing "normal" things like go bowling. Or should i just embrace this laziness an not give a care about the things that are driving most people to the brink of insanity. If being weird really is that bad than i'd hate to be in that category, an if what i do happens to belong to that category then i guess i should be offended...but the best part about being in the "whatever" phase in life, is you just don't give a care about unnecessary things.

being weird

imaan49

A close friend of mine once said to me, "because we are the sons an daughters of adam and eve, we are prone to make mistakes..." Doing something wrong can be kinda tricky an the worst part is if its your fault. Well i've made many mistakes but this one i made recently is kind of haunting me. I'll share the story with you all....it may be funny, like pee in your pants funny but very humiliating to the person it happened to.....here goes

Every thursday an friday I work at the hospital, I mostly do personal care for the patients, giving injections regular nurse stuff. It was friday an my day to take my patient to the shower, lets call him Chan. Chan is my japanese patient, he suffered from a stroke an couldnt do anything when he first came to the hospital, but his recovery was so fast Mashallah that he never really needs me for anything, he goes on about his business an tends to himself. I got bored, I mean i was thrilled I didnt have to do anything for awhile but a wandering nurse is not a good look so what does imaan try to do, she decides to help her friend with her patient. My friend needed alot of help, her patient was totally dependant an happened to be muslim so I thought perfect I could totally relate to her. Unfortunately she did not speak a word of english, she was indian an sadly enough my years watching bollywood did me no justice. But what the hey, I helped my friend take her to the shower so she could get clean, we cleaned her up an put a robe on for her. The hospital policy is that no patient should go in the shower room or out with clothes on, they should be naked wearing a hospital gown (the kind where your behind is exposed). While wheeling her out the gown got caught under the wheel an I didn't notice, I kept wheeling her an realized the wheelchair wouldnt move anymore an she suddenly started screaming....You all guessed it, the gown rolled off her an she was completely exposed , an i was fumbling with the gown for a hot minute to cover her again so picture a whole minute with me on the ground an a screaming naked lady....

anyways that was that, the lady hates me now an doesnt even look at me, I don't blame her. An i've tried to apologize to her but she doesnt talk, so this is my way to redeem myself

I'm truly sorry

imaan49